How to spot a fixie hipster

* No more Aerospokes, HED3 or Spinergy.
* Tubular disk wheels. 650c in the front.
* No more Keirin frames, Cannondale track or Bianchi Pista Concepts.
* 1980s Lo Profile / Pursuit / Funnybikes. Italians Do It Better.
* No more bikes covered with skateboard stickers.
* Fluoro-splashes and masked multicolor disco paintjobs.
* No more BMX tricks.
* Pursuit, Sprint, Madison, Keirin, Scratch Race & 'Devil Take the Hindmost'